F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Heyy....
for all the F.R.I.E.N.D.S.'s fans :

Memorable quotes from F.R.I.E.N.D.S. :

• Chandler
  I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
  
  
• Monica
  You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired." Ha!
  
  
• Joey
  What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet. You bet on a bet, and if you lose you lose the bet.
  
  
• Rachel
  If she wanted to be more like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle or something?
  
  
• Chandler
  All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.
  
  
• Chandler
  Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your "cancer" and your "emphysema" and your "heart disease." The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it.
  
  
• Ross
  First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face, Nevada's fault.
  
  
• Phoebe
  Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches.
  
  
• Joey
  It's just my character that's not brain-dead.
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• [to Ross]
  Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.
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• [Upon hearing Ross practicing the bagpipe for their wedding]
  Monica: Why must your family be Scottish?
  Chandler: Why must your family be *Ross*?
  
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• [Chandler and Joey got two lawn chairs, a chick and a duck]
  Chandler: Could we BE more white trash?
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• Joey: Is Phoebe here with the cab yet?
  Chandler: Yeah, she brought the invisible cab. Jump in.
  
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• Chandler to joey: You took your eggs and you left. Do you really expect me never to find new eggs?